During his visit to HITS HQ, Warner/Chappell's Greg Sowders demonstrates the concept of phase cancellation, whereby standing in a precise spot between two Jews cancels out the exhausting effects of their respective neuroses. Later, Editor in Chief Lenny Beer smoked almost enough weed to grasp the science, while The MGMT Company's Marc Pollack asked himself the eternal question, "How do I make this more about me?"
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
The dust settles on the Indio Polo Grounds. (4/22a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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