Strike that—you must see our latest gathering of the most intriguing subjects of industry chatter. You can unequivocally believe what you read and see below, because it’s actually what’s happening.
For starters, Sir Lucian Grainge will star in a reimagining of the classic Tale of Two Cities, set in Paris and Santa Monica; Vegas oddsmakers are taking bets on Troy Carter’s next landing spot; and Tom Corson is demonstrating his skill at Bunny grooming.
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/19a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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