IT WAS FUNNIER IN THE ORIGINAL
PRESS RELEASE
It could be argued that publicists are the unsung heroes of the music biz, especially since they have to directly interface with the perpetually stoned idiots known as the HITS editorial team, imparting all information slowly and then calling back repeatedly to let us know all the things we got wrong. So when a group of these stalwarts is captured in a photo, we're duty bound to run it and hope we don't misidentify anyone.
Seen during a reunion of Live Nation PR peeps past and present are (l-r) Scoop Marketing topper Larry Solters, Paradigm's Liz Morentin, LN's Carrie Davis and Spinlab's John Vlautin.
Later, someone said "good afternoon" to Larry and with characteristic dry wit he replied, "What the fuck's good about it?" Then he went off to help Irving and Shelli buy a drive-through crab shack.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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A CHORUS OF PRAISE: IVORS 2024 NOMS
