RUMOR MILL
Friday, November 5, 2021
THEY WERE BEGGIN' TO GET OUT OF THIS
Having thoroughly rocked a capacity crowd at L.A.’s storied Roxy as part of their jubilant first U.S. swing, Arista/Sony Latin’s Italian rock sensation Måneskin confronts one of the pitfalls of great fame: Being corralled into photo ops with an endless parade of identically bespectacled biz-trade dorks who want to ask if you’ve been influenced by Uriah Heep when all you wanna do is fumare una fottuta sigaretta. Seen just before discovering a secret tunnel that leads directly to CBGB are (l-r) guitarist Thomas, vocalist Damiano, HITS geek Simon Glickman and Arista boss David Massey. Bassist Vic and drummer Ethan declined to be photographed, citing acute nerd allergies.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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