THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/26a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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Team Big Machine Music celebrates inking a pub deal with six-time Grammy nominee Brandy Clark, whom BMM GM Mike Molinar declared "a cultural jewel and songwriting icon." Later, assorted Eastern European oligarchs arrived to offer company boss Scott Borchetta several dumptrucks full of money, but their dumptrucks were judged to be too small. Seen just before racing their company-issued Ferraris are (back, l-r) BMM’s Lizzy Gallatin and Michelle Attardi, BMLG’s Allison Jones and BMM’s Alex Heddle and (front, l-r) Borchetta, Clark and Molinar.