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Smells Like Ted Spirit

SMELLS LIKE TED SPIRIT: On the day Nevermind came out, our own Ted Volk (then a fresh-faced promo guy at Geffen) rousted a scruffy trio called Nirvana from their beds and dragged them to a morning meet at WBRU Providence. MD Dexter Schwartz thought to himself that these young ragamuffins must be pretty excited to meet a famous radio guy like him, while Kurt resumed his slumber against the surprisingly comfy wall. Afterward, Ted resumed his paper route. Now, of course, Nirvana are in the hall of fame, while Ted is in the halls of HITS. If he'd known it would work out like this, he might've let the guys sleep in. (4/11a)

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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