IB tease

POKER FACE: It’ll be a matter of years, not weeks or months, before we know for sure which of the players in last week’s reshuffling of UMG East have been dealt the winning and losing hands. But even before the smoke has cleared, HITS industry insider I.B. Bad has made his detailed initial assessment of who got what and how these various moves have altered the architecture of the world’s largest music group. Look for part one first thing Thursday morning and the concluding part two exactly 24 hours later. Whether you’re directly involved or not, you won’t want to miss it. (4/9p)