Lady Gag-a

IT'S ART, BABY: Yes, Lady Gaga did voluntarily get puked on during her SXSW performance at Stubb's Doritos #BoldStage last night. Attendees received complimentary bags of Doritos as they waited to watch Mother Monster, most likely unaware of what was to come. The piece de resistance came when British performance artist Millie Brown came on stage, chugged a bottle of green goo, stuck her fingers down her throat and proceeded to vomit all over Gaga. Shortly thereafter, Brown then joined Gaga on a mechanical pig to regurgitate on her again, this time with black goo, and to indulge in a bit of scissoring and humping. Gaga then removed her puke-smothered apron, hung it up on a beam and continued the show splattered with unidentified goo, beer and stomach acid. The Doritos rep responsible for the gig has been busy updating his resume. Yeah, we've heard all the Gag-a jokes, but really, what's the big deal? After all, you've been letting us spew all over you for 28 years. (3/14p)