miley halloween

TWERK OR TREAT: We're just a day away from the creepiest time of year, the time of ghouls and goblins, the dead and undead, witches and warlocks, vampires and mummies. And, of course, Miley. It seems scores of humans will be dressed up as RCA's It Girl this year, whether slipping on onesies and foam fingers or actually attaching chains to their bodies for a wrecking ball outfit. Costumes for couples, infants, and your pets included. What more could you ask for?? Twerking abilities are sold separately, though. If you think you've got the biggest foam finger, tongue or ball, be sure to submit your photo. This Buzzfeed article and this Tumblr gallery give an inkling of the possibilities, but we're sure you can take it to the next level. And remember, rookies: Toting around a regulation sledgehammer is a recipe for muscle fatigue. (10/30a)