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GRAMMY FEVER, WARDROBE-MALFUNCTION PREVENTION EDITION: No "female nipples," no butt cracks, no bare flesh under curvy bits: These are the strict instructions from CBS about celebrity, um, exposure at the Grammys, according to TMZ. "Please be sure the genital region is completely covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure," reads an email from network Standards and Practices to celebrity reps that is soon to be a classic. It adds that "thong-type costumes are problematic." Well, not for us, CBS. Not for us. (2/6p)

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