WHITE OUT: Apple is hyping the release of the white iPhone 4, the purpose of which appears to be to keep consumers occupied for the next five months, tiding them over until According to Apple geeks, the hidden message of the white iPhone’s release is that the Cupertino colossus won’t be breaking out the iPhone 5 until September, when the company typically refreshes its product lines. (4/28a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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