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"OK, we've kept them waiting long enough," Jimmy Iovine tells his colleagues at Apple as they plan for next week's big unveiling. "Time to save the universe." Sadly, the impact of the rollout was diminished when a blogger leaked that the new iPad contains an actual unicorn. Seen just before pranking Daniel Ek with a playlist of Swedish marching songs are (l-r) Iovine, Tim Cook, Dr. Dre and Eddy Cue.

NEAR TRUTHS: INCOMPARABLE
Taylor world is an ecosystem. (5/8a)
JENNIFER KNOEPFLE: THE HITS INTERVIEW
A publishing all-star tells her story. (5/7a)
HITS LIST: HANGIN' OUT
With extra relish (5/7a)
BEEF BRINGS LAMAR BACK TO SPOTLIGHT
No longer keeping his diss-tance. (5/8a)
LIVE NATION POSTS (ANOTHER) RECORD QUARTER
More butts in seats than ever before. (5/3a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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