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RCA co-heads Peter Edge and Tom Corson, having jointly received the Music Visionary Award from the UJA Federation of New York, learn the implications of their newfound Judaism from Sony/ATV boss Marty Bandier, who prepped them for the Passover seder. “Pete, you make the charoset. Tommy, you take the tsimis. I’ll handle the brisket,” Bandier instructed. “And try to memorize the list of plagues.” Later, today’s hottest stars sang on a kickin’ remix of “Go Down, Moses.”