ANNI ARCHIVES: BISCUIT MEETS GRAVY

"I say, that's cracking good American music," proclaims erstwhile EMI chief and biscuit boss Eric Nicoli to country great Garth Brooks in this classic tableau. "Yet the themes apply to everyone—driving one's lorry, weeping into one's lager, being made a hapless cuckold by she who must be obeyed." Meanwhile, Ken Berry wondered where Nancy might be, and Roy Lott flashed facial expression #6,479. This more-honky-than-tonk moment is brought to you by the HITS 30th Anniversary Issue, soon to be scooting your way like an ill-fitting boot.

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ANNI ARCHIVES: BISCUIT MEETS GRAVY

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