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STILL DISTURBED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

On the occasion of their recent Ozzfest performance, Warner Bros. rockers Disturbed celebrate the platinum status of breakout single "The Sound of Silence" and gold certification of album Immortalized. Meanwhile, SVP Marketing Xavier Ramos throws goat. Ramos' totally extreme, hard-rocking behavior extended into the afternoon, when he enjoyed a fully rad tuna sandwich.

Disturbed supported rock legends Black Sabbath at Ozzfest, and Ramos was politely requested not to bite the heads off any bats.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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