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STYLES OF COMMERCE

At Spotify's "Harry's House Party" event in NYC on the eve of Harry Styles' album drop, the Columbia superstar posed for this spirited snapshot with manager Jeffrey Azoff and label SVP Commerce Joe "Joeypoo" Gallo. The source of Joeypoo's beguiling new nickname remains unknown, but we have agreed to share it far and wide. Harry's album, meanwhile, bears the moniker Harry's House and is en route, our number-crunching gerbils insist, to a massive #1 chart debut. All of which is very exciting to commerce specialists like Joeypoo.

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10 for 10 (5/31a)
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Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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