"Why, you look nothing like your cartoon iteration," marvels Warner Records Co-Chairman/COO Tom Corson to Gorillaz frontman Damon Albarn as they participate in a Coachella photo op that will be revered for generations. "This makes me realize we can be a lot more creative with our animated Zoom meetings—I'm going to have Mike Chester here rendered as a giant neon panda." Of course, Tom said nothing of the sort. But Gorillaz did turn in a killer Saturday night set, during which a HITS employee may or may not have whispered her innermost secrets to a saguaro. Seen vowing to coat their office floors with playa sand are (l-r) EVP Media/Head of Publicity Laura Swanson, SVP Rock & Alternative Promotion Rob Goldklang, Corson, Albarn, SVP A&R Daniel Werman, Co-Chairman/CEO Aaron Bay-Schuck, EVP Promotion & Commerce Chester, EVP Marketing & Artist Development Dionnee Harper and EVP/Head of A&R Karen Kwak.
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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