SHIMMEL & SHLAMAZEL

We interrupt your morrning reverie with this important bulletin, which includes two vital pieces of information. First, the estimable Mark Shimmel has officially departed dcp and can be reached at [email protected]. Secondly, when cornered by Lenny Beer for a photo op—which could happen to any of you at any time—it is important to remain perfectly still as sudden movements may enrage him. Shimmel, an old hand at this, provides an impeccable example. Later, someone jangled some keys in Lenny's face and Mark was able to make good his escape.