LASSO FARE

You may recall a prior entry from our "Lenny Beer's T-Shirt Collection" series in which our editor in chief sported a "Roy F'kn Kent" shirt reflecting his admiration for TV's Ted Lasso. In his eternal quest to make it all about him—and having scrutinized the ancillary income earned by superstars chronicled in his publication—Lenny Beer has launched a line of merch celebrating Lenny Beer. So you'll want to grab yours while supplies last. Though, in all candor, supplies seem to be lasting.