BIG, LOUD AND IMPECCABLY POLITE

“Blimey, I’m bloody knackered. Can someone put the kettle on?” asks Big Loud/Mercury/Republic superstar and 2023 U.S. album leader Morgan Wallen during his recent trip to the U.K., which included a sold-out performance at London’s O2 Arena and the bestowal of a plaque. Replied UMG U.K. chief David Joseph, “Git 'er done.” Big Loud boss Seth England, meanwhile, quietly hoped there’d be a tray of McVitie’s bickies. Later, there was a bracing tour of Roman-era underfloor-heating ruins.