HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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To mark the signing of Niall Horan to UMPG, the artist squeezed into this charming and somehow very British photo op with (l-r) the pubco’s U.K. topper, Mike McCormack, and Modest managers Harry Magee and Richard Griffiths. Later, multiple meanings of the word “pub” were bandied about, especially after many, many glasses of top-shelf vino. Also, there were crisps.