A MESSAGE FROM OUR PRESIDENT

HITS President and Queen of All Things Alternative Karen Glauber is celebrating her 25th year at the institution she alternately refers to as a "career cul de sac" and "the home of the unemployable." She's spent 23 of those 25 years sober (and the first two hiding under her desk).

This summer we'll be publishing a commemorative issue of the magazine hailing this milestone (or millstone, as President KG prefers to call it). If, over the last quarter-century, Karen has ever helped you--lent you money, made you rich, broken your band, recommended you for a gig--be advised that you will be expected to advertise. There will be no exceptions. She will track your ass down. You have been warned. Thank you. It's been an amazing journey.

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		HITS LIST: HORSEPOWER VRRMMMM (5/17a) Check It Out Now NEAR TRUTHS: VARIANTS Celebrity death match underway on album chart (5/17a) Check It Out Now OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/17a) Check It Out Now THE COUNT: LIVE NATION TAPS TYLER, POST, BLINK FOR TOP U.S. FESTS Cornering the market on surefire headliners (5/17a) Check It Out Now STAPLETON, WILSON BIG WINNERS AT THE ACMs A genre mash-up at the home of the Cowboys (5/17a) Check It Out Now
		THE NEW UMG Gosh, we hope there are more press releases. TIKTOK BANNED! Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is. THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT No, not that one. TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST Now 100% unlicensed!

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A MESSAGE FROM OUR PRESIDENT

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