Our starting lineup includes deep threat The Weeknd, QB Arjun Pulijal and running back Sterling Simms. The Lumineers will open massive holes, and analytics advocate Ken Bunt will not punt on fourth down. Juliette Jones is the new O.C. #LFG!
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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