At the opening of Mario Carbone’s breathlessly hyped Miami eatery, Dirty French, Team Warner Records—assembled for the company’s first in-person global conference in two years—awaited a world-class meal, the digestion of which would be seriously compromised by their appearance on this website. Co-Chairman/COO Tom Corson, meanwhile, copped the HITS “pointing” gesture, which earned him a cease-and-desist notice from Lenny Beer’s caddy (who’s watched several YouTube clips on “How to Be a Lawyer”). Seen just before the course of ortolan bunting in saffron foam are (l-r) Warner Records U.K. Prez Joe Kentish, EVP Media & Strategic Development Laura Swanson, EVP Promo & Commerce Mike Chester, Corson, EVP/Head of A&R Karen Kwak and Co-Chairman/CEO Aaron Bay-Schuck.
NEAR TRUTHS: THE HITS KEEP COMING (PART TWO)
Born in 1986 by mad scientists; still lurking. (6/12a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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