"Me like British baseball and New York soccer, or something," burbled HITS Editor in Chief Lenny Beer after binge-viewing all of Ted Lasso (which was just anointed with oodles of Emmy noms) and donning this cheerfully semi-profane promotional swag. In a related story, numerous important industry personages have volunteered to give Lenny a penalty kick.
NEAR TRUTHS: THE HITS KEEP COMING (PART TWO)
Born in 1986 by mad scientists; still lurking. (6/12a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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